LONDON – Rupert Murdoch testified the phone-hacking scandal happened because Rebekah Brooks is a witch.

LONDON – Jonnie Marbles, the man who attacked Rupert Murdoch, revealed that he is an American spy.

LONDON – Rupert Murdoch told British authorities that he was selling ALL his media properties – including Fox News.

LONDON – Weekly World News is in talks to acquire Rupert Murdoch’s News of the World.

NEW YORK – Murdoch’s News of the World hacked into the cellphones of top reporters at WWN!

LONDON – Kate Middleton’s phone has been hacked by the News of the World tabloid.

HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!

BALTIMORE, MD – Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has lost an endorsement contract with Nabisco.

BALTIMORE, MD – Olympic champion Michael Phelps was photographed smoking marijuana from a bong, and he’s blaming the Hungarians!