Tag Archive | "new york city"
Posted on 01 January 2012
Tags: Bat Boy, batboy, new years, new years ball, new years ball drop, new years day, new years eve, new york, new york city, times square ball drop, times square new years
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.
Posted on 02 October 2011
Tags: cause rape, Marilyn Monroe, new york city, nypd, rape, short skirts, short skirts on women, skirts
NEW YORK, NY – The NYPD has issued a mandatory order: women wearing skirts will be fined!
Posted on 29 August 2011
Tags: airports closed, bridges closed, connecticut, flash floods, flood, flooding, hartford, hurricane, hurricane Irene, Irene, new york city, Norwalk, river overflows, sean penn, SoNo, South Norwalk, subway closings
NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.
Posted on 23 August 2011
Tags: 5.9, airports closed, armageddon, armageddong, cellphones out, earthquake, epicenter, jfk, LaGuardia closed, manhattan, new york city, nuke plant shuts down, quake, quake rocks, shakes Manhattan, virginia
NEW YORK CITY – An earthquake hit Manhattan this afternoon. Donald Trump’s hair didn’t move.
Posted on 01 July 2011
Tags: assault charges, assaulting a maid, court ends house arrest, Courtney Cox, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, france, French, Head of IMF, house arrest, housekeeper, Imf, International Monetary Fund, Kahn, maid, maids, Manhattan Supreme Court, new york city, prime minister, Prime Minister of France, rape, sexual assault, Strauss, Strauss-Kahn, Supreme Court
NEW YORK – As Manhattan prosecutors move to drop sexual assault charges, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from house arrest.
Posted on 14 June 2011
Tags: airborne motorbike, Australian, catching air, Chris Malloy, Emergency Response, Emergency Response Team, height, helicopter, Hover bike, hoverbike, Hoverbike Officer, Malloy, mayor bloomberg, motorcyle, new york city
NEW YORK, NY – The Hoverbike is here and Mayor Bloomberg of New York has ordered 100,000 for the NYPD!
Posted on 26 May 2011
Tags: anti-locavore, Black Sea, bronx, brooklyn, Brooklyn Faravore, caspian sea, cock fighting, coney island, distance eating, faravore, food trend, iowa, locavore, Major Deegan, Met Foods, new york city, Russia
BROOKLYN – Faravores, followers of the latest food craze, demand distance for their delicacies.
Posted on 13 April 2011
Tags: Challenger, Discovery, disney world, disneyland, DisneyWorld, Intrepid, intrepid sea air and space museum, nasa, NASA space shuttle, new homes for shuttles, new york city, shanghai, Shanghai Disneyland, shuttle, soon-to-be-retired space shuttles, space shuttle, space shuttles
WASHINGTON – NASA announced today that all three of its soon-to-be-retired shuttles will go to Disney facilities.
Posted on 17 March 2011
Tags: Bernie Goldstein, Bigfoot, lucky charms, Lucky Charms Cereal, new york city, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly, Raymond Kelly, St Patrick's Day Parade, st. patrick's day
NEW YORK – A group of leprechauns were not permitted to participate in the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
Posted on 03 March 2011
Tags: government shutdown, lady liberty, March 4, nascar, new york city, pentagon, Planned Paretnhood, statue of liberty, Statue of Liberty shutdown, U.S. government shutdown
NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.