NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.

NEW YORK, NY – The NYPD has issued a mandatory order: women wearing skirts will be fined!

NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.

NEW YORK CITY – An earthquake hit Manhattan this afternoon. Donald Trump’s hair didn’t move.

NEW YORK – As Manhattan prosecutors move to drop sexual assault charges, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from house arrest.

NEW YORK, NY – The Hoverbike is here and Mayor Bloomberg of New York has ordered 100,000 for the NYPD!

BROOKLYN – Faravores, followers of the latest food craze, demand distance for their delicacies.

WASHINGTON – NASA announced today that all three of its soon-to-be-retired shuttles will go to Disney facilities.

NEW YORK – A group of leprechauns were not permitted to participate in the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.