Tag Archive | "new york city"

SOUTH OF THE BORDER

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NEW YORK, NY – Oliver Stone premiered his new film about Hugo Chavez this weekend, with Chavez as his date.

FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES

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NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.

BERNARD MADOFF’S SENTENCING

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NEW YORK, NY – Bernard Madoff was sentenced yesterday for committing the biggest ponzi scheme in history. The courts are insuring he serves as much time as possible.

MAN DRESSES UP AS DEAD MOTHER IN SCAM

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NEW YORK, NY – A Brooklyn man has been arrested for dressing up as his dead mother to scam the government!

ASHRITA FURMAN WINS 100TH GUINNESS RECORD

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NEW YORK, NY – Ashrita Furman, a New York City resident, has become the first person to simultaneously hold 100 titles in the Guinness Book of World Records!

MAN SUES HIMSELF FOR $8 MILLION

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NEW YORK – Wall Street executive Robert Rubin has successfully sued himself for $8 million.

WHERE’S OSAMA BIN LADEN?

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NEW YORK, NY – Researchers have been using satellite-aided georgaphical analysis to pinpoint Osama bin Laden’s location, but he may be closer than they think.

COULTER OVERLOADS TODAY SHOW

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NEW YORK, NY – NBC’s Today Show regretted re-booking right wing pundit, Ann Coulter, after the controversial writer went into overload on live television.

BAT BOY RIDES NEW YEAR’S BALL

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NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.

PhD APE JR. ANALYZES SANTA

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NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy’s Department Store were surprised with a rare treat this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.