Tag Archives: new york city

BAT BOY RIDES NEW YEAR’S BALL

By Allie Pruitt on January 1, 2012

NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.

By Frank Lake on October 2, 2011

NEW YORK, NY – The NYPD has issued a mandatory order: women wearing skirts will be fined!

By Frank Lake on August 29, 2011

NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.

By Tap Vann on August 23, 2011

NEW YORK CITY – An earthquake hit Manhattan this afternoon. Donald Trump’s hair didn’t move.

By Elsa Akesson on July 1, 2011

NEW YORK – As Manhattan prosecutors move to drop sexual assault charges, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from house arrest.

By Frank Lake on June 14, 2011

NEW YORK, NY – The Hoverbike is here and Mayor Bloomberg of New York has ordered 100,000 for the NYPD!

By Elsa Akesson on May 26, 2011

BROOKLYN – Faravores, followers of the latest food craze, demand distance for their delicacies.

By Elsa Akesson on April 13, 2011

WASHINGTON – NASA announced today that all three of its soon-to-be-retired shuttles will go to Disney facilities.

By Pierce Blodyn on March 17, 2011

NEW YORK – A group of leprechauns were not permitted to participate in the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

By Pierce Blodyn on March 3, 2011

NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.