ALBUQUERQUE, NM – NBA player Danny Granger is moving forward with his elaborate house plans, which include a batcave!

CARLSBAD, NM – Film director Lex Parnish says the new science-fiction movie he’s shooting will be the most realistic one ever made.

NEW ORLEANS, LA – An alien movie critic traveled through time so he could be the first to trash the new Star Trek movie, including dozens of spoilers.

HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.

SANTA FE, NM – Ties to an alien energy company have resulted in Governor Bill Richardson removing his name for consideration as future Commerce Secretary.

As any Weekly World News reader knows, the Roswell incident is 100% fact. CNN further validates the event when they revisit the crash site.

UPDATE: Amy Winehouse has been submitted to the hospital again, this time over stress from her crop circles!

GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.

LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives in cooperation with the FBI raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.

New cracks have appeared in the 61-year cover-up of a fatal UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico