CHERRY HILL, NJ – A piano playing cat called Nora has taken the world by storm!

TEANECK, NJ – Adversity does indeed breed creativity. A New Jersey resident has successfully baked her way out of foreclosure!

CALIFON, NJ – In the wake of a recent successful auction, one middle-aged virgin wants to be the first man to sell his first time!

NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia. Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.

NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by hundreds of history buffs as well as the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.