Posted on 19 August 2009
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CHERRY HILL, NJ – A piano playing cat called Nora has taken the world by storm!
Posted on 28 July 2009
Tags: angela logan, apple cake, apple cake mortgage, apple cake recipe, apple pie mortgage, bake me a wish, Making Home Affordable, new jersey, order mortgage apple cake, teaneck
TEANECK, NJ – Adversity does indeed breed creativity. A New Jersey resident has successfully baked her way out of foreclosure!
Posted on 15 January 2009
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CALIFON, NJ – In the wake of a recent successful auction, one middle-aged virgin wants to be the first man to sell his first time!
Posted on 07 November 2008
Tags: australocrypticine, binges, body image, bulimia, creationist, dunkin donuts, eating disorder, elizabeth hasselbeck, fast food, fatfoot, joy behar, new jersey, new york, new york city, obese primate, overweight, overweight bigfoot, overweight sasquatch, sasquatch, sasquatches, the view, theview
NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia. Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.
Posted on 15 October 2008
Tags: battleship, coney island, giant squid, grakkle, grakkle the kraken, great squid, intrepid museum, intrepid sea air and space museum, kraken, Kraken-Great Squid Battle of 1948, long island sound, manhattan, michael bloomberg, mike bloomberg, new jersey, new york, new york city, sea monster, uss intrepid, wwii
NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by hundreds of history buffs as well as the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.