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CHRIS CHRISTIE: SPIDER KILLER!
Chris Christie is on a rampage – killing spiders all over New Jersey.
RED MOON OVER NEW YORK CITY
A red moon rose over New York City. Astrologers say it means everyone in New York City is now “chosen.”
END OF WORLD CONFIRMED
Mayan archaeologists met in Guatemala and confirmed the end date for the Mayan Prophecy is December 21, 2012. That’s when the world will end.
12 APOSTLES APPEAR ON 12.12.12
The Twelve Apostles appeared at a New Jersey diner on 12.12.12.
LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to join the reality cast of MTV’s new series – Buckwild!
GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA
Following the visit to assess the damage on the Jersey Shore, Gov. Christie is now endorsing Barack Obama for President.
GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST “STUPID PEOPLE”
With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested.
BLACKBIRDS FALL FROM NEW JERSEY SKY
Residents in a Cumberland County, NJ were left wondering Tuesday what caused thousands of birds to drop dead from the sky.
JUNIOR FUN TAN
BRICK, N.J. – Beach Front Inc., a tanning bed company, has launched a line of child-friendly tanning beds called Junior Fun Tan.
HUGGING BANNED IN NEW JERSEY
TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has followed the Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School, and has banned hugging anywhere in New Jersey.
