CAMDEN, NJ – Bon Jovi died last Friday and then… he rose again!

CAMDEN – The dazzling display of aurora light that happens every year over New Jersey – amazed skywatchers once again!

PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.

NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.

SOUTH BEACH, Miami – The Jersey Devil is spotted taking a break from the harsh NJ winter.

NEW JERSEY – Donna Simpson is closing in on her quest to be The World’s Fattest Woman!

HACKENSACK – Blizzard attracts The Abominable Snowman to New Jersey!

EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.

ATLANTIC CITY – On the reunion show of Real Housewives of New Jersey, two feuding housewives pull knives on each other!

CHERRY HILL, NJ – A small two-passenger plane made an emergency landing – on the New Jersey Turnpike!