JUNIOR FUN TAN
BRICK, N.J. – Beach Front Inc., a tanning bed company, has launched a line of child-friendly tanning beds called Junior Fun Tan.
Tag Archives: new jersey
HUGGING BANNED IN NEW JERSEY
TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has followed the Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School, and has banned hugging anywhere in New Jersey.
BON JOVI DIES, RISES AGAIN
CAMDEN, NJ – Bon Jovi died last Friday and then… he rose again!
NORTHERN LIGHTS OVER NEW JERSEY
CAMDEN – The dazzling display of aurora light that happens every year over New Jersey – amazed skywatchers once again!
CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
EASTERN COUGAR EXTINCT
NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.
JERSEY DEVIL SIGHTINGS IN SOUTH BEACH
SOUTH BEACH, Miami – The Jersey Devil is spotted taking a break from the harsh NJ winter.
WORLD’S FATTEST WOMAN
NEW JERSEY – Donna Simpson is closing in on her quest to be The World’s Fattest Woman!
YETI SPOTTED IN NEW JERSEY
HACKENSACK – Blizzard attracts The Abominable Snowman to New Jersey!
IT’S RAINING MEN IN JERSEY!
EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.
