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OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are at Burning Man – getting ready for next week’s Democratic Convention.
PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
ALIEN BROTHEL
SOUTHERN NEVADA – Dennis Hof, of Cathouse fame, has opened a new brothel that features sex with aliens.
OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.
CHIMPANZEES – THE NEW TECH SUPPORT
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
HARRY REID DECLARED WINNER!
LAS VEGAS – Early voting has assured victory for Harry Reid in next week’s midterm elections.
OBAMAS GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas flew away from Martha’s Vineyard today to attend Burning Man.
HARRY REID JOINS MALE BROTHEL
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”
TANYA ANGUS
LAS VEGAS, NV – Tanya Angus was a perfectly healthy 20 year old woman, when she noticed that her clothes were beginning to not fit.
SIEGFRIED AND ROY MAKE CHER DISAPPEAR
LAS VEGAS, NV – Returning for a one night performance, magicians Siegfried and Roy took to the stage to dazzle audiences one last time. For their final illusion, they made longtime rival Cher disappear.
