DON BOSCO HIGH SCHOOL TO JOIN THE BIG EAST
RAMSEY, NJ – Don Bosco High School, the nation’s perennial #1 football team, has agreed to join the NCAA’s Big East conference.
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NCAA TO GIVE PENN STATE THE DEATH PENALTY
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Sources say that the NCAA will soon give Penn State the “death penalty” for football – canceling their 2012 season.
JACOB TUCKER SLAM DUNK!
HOUSTON – YouTube sensation, Jacob Tucker, 5′ 10″, won the NCAA Dunk Contest.
ED ANGER SAYS, “OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!”
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU about Obama’s March Meekness!
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT
NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.
TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’
Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.
FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT
NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.
YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM
NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big…
BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.
