Tag Archive | "NCAA"

DON BOSCO HIGH SCHOOL TO JOIN THE BIG EAST

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RAMSEY, NJ – Don Bosco High School, the nation’s perennial #1 football team, has agreed to join the NCAA’s Big East conference.

NCAA TO GIVE PENN STATE THE DEATH PENALTY

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STATE COLLEGE, PA – Sources say that the NCAA will soon give Penn State the “death penalty” for football – canceling their 2012 season.

JACOB TUCKER SLAM DUNK!

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HOUSTON – YouTube sensation, Jacob Tucker, 5′ 10″, won the NCAA Dunk Contest.

ED ANGER SAYS, “OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!”

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I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU about Obama’s March Meekness!

SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA

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NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…

GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT

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NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.

TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’

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Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.

FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT

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NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.

YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM

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NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big…

BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE

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NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.