ACCUSED ROBBER CITES ‘TEMPORARY LINSANITY’
NEW YORK — A man claims “temporary Linsanity” led him to rob a Queens diner.
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WORLD’S SHORTEST WOMAN
NAGPUR, INDIA – A high school student in central India was crowned the world’s shortest woman by Guinness World Records.
J-TRAIN: WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH LEBRON JAMES?
The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD TRICK SHOT
NEW YORK, NY – Everybody loves a good trick shot!
PHD APE HIRED BY TEAM USA
TURKEY – Team USA has made a last minute addition to their “roster.”
KNICKS HIRE THOMAS, PASS ON PHD APE
NEW YORK, NY – The Knicks have made another questionable move – considering what they passed up!
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT
NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.
TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’
Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.
FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT
NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.
