HAINAN SANYA – China has begun training female Navy Seals.

SOUTHAMPTON, U.K. – An elite squad of U.K. officers successfully captured a stuffed tiger.

BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!

WASHINGTON – The White House revealed today that several elite War Dogs were responsible for taking out Osama Bin Laden.

WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!

I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!