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WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!
NEW YORK – Rep. Anthony Weiner entered treatment for his online sexting affairs at an online rehabilitation facility.
HOLLYWOOD – The women in the Anthony Weiner scandal have signed on with Bravo for a reality show.
BOCA RATON, FL – Due to the bad economy, many young adults are moving into nursing homes and assisted living facilities.
WASHINGTON – A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.
COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.
WASHINGTON – On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.
WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.
WASHINGTON – Several days after Michele Bachmann won approval for The Tea Party Caucus in the House, Nancy Pelosi has announced she will join.