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WEINER ENTERS TREATMENT AT ONLINE FACILITY

By Elsa Akesson on June 12, 2011

NEW YORK – Rep. Anthony Weiner entered treatment for his online sexting affairs at an online rehabilitation facility.

By Frank Lake on June 7, 2011

HOLLYWOOD – The women in the Anthony Weiner scandal have signed on with Bravo for a reality show.

By Frank Lake on January 8, 2011

BOCA RATON, FL – Due to the bad economy, many young adults are moving into nursing homes and assisted living facilities.

By Frank Lake on January 7, 2011

WASHINGTON – A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.

By Frank Lake on October 13, 2010

COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.

By Frank Lake on September 8, 2010

WASHINGTON – On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.

By Frank Lake on September 3, 2010

WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”

By Frank Lake on August 5, 2010

HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.

By Frank Lake on July 24, 2010

WASHINGTON – Several days after Michele Bachmann won approval for The Tea Party Caucus in the House, Nancy Pelosi has announced she will join.

By Frank Lake on July 15, 2010

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”