WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.

WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.

Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $25 million a year to rename our galaxy.

KRAKOW – Polish politicians appeal to the basic instincts of their constituents to get votes.

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Super Congress met in secret last night. Word leaked that they will make the stock market rise and heal the earth!

WASHINGTON – For the first time history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!

WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!

CAMBRIDGE – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

NEW YORK – Rep. Anthony Weiner entered treatment for his online sexting affairs at an online rehabilitation facility.