Tag Archive | "nancy pelosi"

HOUSE HEALTH CARE BILL

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WASHINGTON, DC – Democrats finally presented the health care reform bill yesterday and then celebrated into the early hours this morning.

ED ANGER SAYS: PELOSI UN-AMERICAN!

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I’m madder than a vampire with tooth decay! Nancy Pull-o-Face is saying that town hall protesters are un-American!

PELOSI REJECTS MICHAEL JACKSON RESOLUTION

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WASHINGTON, DC – After shutting down a resolution to honor Michael Jackson this week, Nancy Pelosi was voted House Party Pooper.

FRANKEN INDUCTED INTO DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Al Franken was approved Tuesday to join the US Senate. The Democratic Party will now involve him in their secret plans.

ED ANGER SAYS: PELOSI = PINOCCHIO!

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Now I know making fun of Nancy Pelosi is like shooting fish in a barrel – but don’t go knocking that, my friends!

ARLEN SPECTER WILL NOT BE LOYAL DEMOCRAT

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WASHINGTON, DC – Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter was thrust into the national stage last week when he switched from the Republican Party to the Democrats.

BRAD PITT & NANCY PELOSI MAKE IT RIGHT

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WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi Made It oh so Right with Brad Pitt yesterday when she tried to steal him from Angelina Jolie!

POPE EXORCISES PELOSI

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VATICAN CITY – What was to be a diplomatic mission became a controversial event when Pope Benedict XVI performed an impromptu exorcism on Nancy Pelosi!

PORN BAILOUT SOLUTION

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WASHINGTON, DC – In one stunning move, Congress solved two crises plaguing America – a need for additional federal employees and a sinking pornography industry.