Tag Archive | "nancy pelosi"
Posted on 26 January 2012
Tags: abraham lincoln, barack obama, Barack Obama on dollar bill, ben bernanke, coins, currency, dime, dollar redesign, Dollar Redesign Project, Dowling Duncan, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, nickel, Paul Ryan, pennies, Richard Smith, thomas jefferson, vertical design
WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.
Posted on 09 January 2012
Tags: Alice in Wonderland, Hallowee, harry reid, johnny depp, nancy pelosi, obama, Queen of Hearts, secret, secret service, The Mad Hatter, Tim Burton, White House Staff
WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.
Posted on 10 December 2011
Tags: apple, galaxy, hubble, mcdonald's, naming deal, nancy pelosi, obama administration, solar system, sponsorship, The Milky Way, Voyager, wal-mart
Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $25 million a year to rename our galaxy.
Posted on 07 October 2011
Tags: Katarzyna Lenart, Lenart, nancy pelosi, Poland, Polish Political ad, Polish politicians, SDL, sexy
KRAKOW – Polish politicians appeal to the basic instincts of their constituents to get votes.
Posted on 03 September 2011
Tags: 1984, federal, Federal Family, government, harry reid, Jay Carney, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, obama, obama administration, president obama, speaker of the house, Thought Police, u.s. government, white house
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
Posted on 09 August 2011
Tags: appointed to the Super Congress, closing bell, committee, congressional committee, Debt Deal, debt downgrade, Eric Cantor, harry reid, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, opening bell, Presdient Obama, stock market crash, stock market indices, Super Congress
WASHINGTON, DC – The Super Congress met in secret last night. Word leaked that they will make the stock market rise and heal the earth!
Posted on 08 August 2011
Tags: AA+, aaa, barack obama, barbecue, barefoot in the Rose Garden, bbq, Cnbc, Crains, credit downgrade, credit rating, David Beers, Debt Ceiling, Debt Deal, done, downgrade, downgrade party, downgraded, economic superpower, FBN, first time in the nation's history, hip-hop barbecue, Hip-Hop BBQ, jay-z, Moody's, nancy pelosi, Poors, Rose Garden, S&P, Standard & Poor's, Standard's & Poors, tom hanks, trillion, Valerie Jarrett
WASHINGTON – For the first time history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!
Posted on 29 July 2011
Tags: August 2nd, budget, budget battle, Cantor, debt, Debt Ceiling, debt celing Boehner Plan, end of the world, Eric Cantor, harry reid, nancy pelosi, political party, president barack obama, raise the debt ceiling, Reid Plan, speaker of the house, tea party, The President, World Ends
WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!
Posted on 28 July 2011
Tags: balanced, balanced approach, Boehner, Cantor, Charles Schumer, debt celing, Debt Deal, Eric Cantor, harry reid, Harvard study, intelligence, IQ, John Boehner, moron, Morons, nancy pelosi, obama, Paul Ryan, pelosi, Rand Paul, Reid, Ron Paul, three-ring circus, U.S. Congress
CAMBRIDGE – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
Posted on 12 June 2011
Tags: Anthony Weiner, calls for him to resign, checked himself in, Congressman, Congressman Anthony Weiner, nancy pelosi, Online treatment, Paul Ryan, Representative Anthony Weiner, Sext, sexting, Sext_help, Steny Hoyer, treatment center
NEW YORK – Rep. Anthony Weiner entered treatment for his online sexting affairs at an online rehabilitation facility.