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OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL

By Frank Lake on May 22, 2012

WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.

By Frank Lake on April 3, 2012

CAMBRIDGE – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

By Tap Vann on March 28, 2012

President Obama and other leaders are wearing hoodies in a statement against discrimination and profiling.

By Hideaki Tailor on January 9, 2012

WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.

By Frank Lake on December 10, 2011

Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $25 million a year to rename our galaxy.

By Tap Vann on October 7, 2011

KRAKOW – Polish politicians appeal to the basic instincts of their constituents to get votes.

By Frank Lake on September 3, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

By Tap Vann on August 9, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – The Super Congress met in secret last night. Word leaked that they will make the stock market rise and heal the earth!

By Frank Lake on August 8, 2011

WASHINGTON – For the first time history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!

By Frank Lake on July 29, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!