BREAKING – Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.
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Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!
LONG ISLAND – Yesterday an explosion rocked the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. The cause of the explosion is unknown, but it was heard as far as North Hampton.
Conjoined twins Millie and Christine McCoy were born slaves, but the sisters became such successful entertainers that they bought the plantation where they were born!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Lil’ Kim may be performing on this season’s “Dancing with the Stars” with human dancer Derek Hough, but insiders revealed that Kim spent weeks practicing with a mutant dancer!
NEW YORK, NY – To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.
KANSAS CITY, MO – At a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family!
BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.