Tag Archive | "MUTANTS"

VALENTINES SPECIAL! 4 E-BOOKS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

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Four tell-all e-books for the price of one!

MUTANT SPIDERS TERRORIZE NORTH CAROLINA TOWN

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MATTHEWS, N.C. — Genetically-mutated spiders have made their way onto the streets of this town!

BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL HITS CUA!

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Bat Boy heads to Nation’s Capital to bring his mutant-y goodness to the Catholic University of America!

BAT BOY SAYS: “SUBSCRIBE TO WWN!”

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BAT BOY SELLS VACATION CAVE

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Bat Boy tried living the high life – but he hated it. He’s selling his Vacation Cave. You want it?

CYBER-MONDAY! FREE SHIPPING!* AT WWN STORE!

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Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber-Monday Party at the WWN Store!   Aliens will be in attendance!

TUNA BOY

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NEW JERSEY – A rare mutation happened to Fred Alan on the way to his Thanksgiving feast. His head turned into a Tuna!

NASA CONFIRMS ALIEN INVASION!

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HOUSTON – NASA confirmed today that aliens are invading earth – and they are attacking us because of global warming!

MYSTERY ROADKILL

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ALEXANDRIA, MN. – A mystery carcass was found in Douglas County. Nobody knows what it is or how it got there.

OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA

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PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get them to repeal their new immigration law.