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DINOSAUR ZOO TO OPEN IN SOUTH AFRICA
Excited scientists are hatching eggs recently found in 130 million-year-old dinosaur nest in South Africa.
BAT BOY UNCOVERED
Mitch McConnell discovered Bat Boy at a convenience store in Wisconsin.
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
BAT BOY’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
BAT BOY TATTOO CRAZE
College students across the country are getting Bat Boy tattoos!
REAL-LIFE SPIDER-MAN WANTS HIS ROYALTIES
Mutant from Brazil thinks he’s been robbed by the character franchise.
THE DEVIL GIRL OF DEVONSHIRE
The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!
BAT BOY SPOTTED AT COMEDY CLUBS
Bat Boy has been seen on the stand-up comedy circuit.
CHUPACABRAS KILL MEXICAN SHEEP
Chupacabras are killing sheep across Mexico.










