Tag Archive | "Mutant Anti-Defamation League"

FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES

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NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.

SARAH PALIN’S NEW JOB

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WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.

FIJI MERMAID REQUESTS FAFSA AID

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LEON, SAMOA – A Fiji Mermaid was denied federal student aid, and debate over mutant and Islander rights has exploded.