ROME – Thousands of Romans are fleeing in fear of a devastating earthquake forecast for May 11th.

The new Michael Jackson song, BREAKING NEWS, was released today!

LAS VEGAS – DJ Alien brought the house down at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas on Sunday.

MISSISSIPPI DELTA – On the 20th anniversary of his death, Stevie Ray Vaughan was seen at the Crossroads. He can still play that guitar!

BEIJING, CHINA – China threatens military action for having songs downloaded illegally by “imperialist West.”

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.

“We were just getting into my solo on ‘Devil’s Catheter,’ ” said the shaken percussionist, “when the hi-hat cymbals snapped shut on my hand.”