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SAMMY HAGAR ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
LOS ANGELES – Sammy Hagar, former lead singer for Van Halen, told MTV that he was abducted by aliens.
JERSEY SHORE TO GO TO THE VATICAN
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.
MTV PORN
NEW YORK, NY – MTV executives have been arrested for airing their new hit show, Skins, which features minors having sex.
SNOOKI BALL DROP
NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.
IT’S RAINING MEN IN JERSEY!
EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.
JERSEY SHORE SPIN-OFF SHOW
DOWN SOUTH – Our worst nightmares have come true and a new show is being made in the likeness of the Jersey Shore!
CHELSEA HANDLER TO HOST VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS
NEW YORK, NY – Chelsea Handler will be taking her vodka drinking and tell-it-like-it-is humor to primetime!
BATNEY SPEARS!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Britney Spears has finally broken free of her keepers!
PhD APE LENDS SHOULDER TO BRITNEY
LOS ANGELES, CA – After revealing herself in the MTV documentary “Britney: For the Record”, Britney Spears turned to an old friend for support.
