SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!

NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!”

The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.

NEW YORK – Casey Anthony and her family inked a deal with MTV for a reality series entitled “Not Guilty: Life After the Truth.”

KONA, HAWAII – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married her longtime love Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.

HOLLYWOOD, CA – MTV Forces Rogaine on Teen Wolf cast.

LOS ANGELES – Sammy Hagar, former lead singer for Van Halen, told MTV that he was abducted by aliens.

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.

NEW YORK, NY – MTV executives have been arrested for airing their new hit show, Skins, which features minors having sex.

NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.