At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
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Brian Williams has accepted a job as Managing Editor of Weekly World News!
SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.
LOS ANGELES – After NBC and Comcast merged on Friday, the company created a new logo. They’ve dropped the peacock in favor of Bat Boy.
NEW YORK – After being suspended indefinitely by MSNBC, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News tonight.
GENEVA – The Jetpack story broken here on WWN continues to generate controversy!
LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.
NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.
WASHINGTON – Following the advice of Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), President Obama fired Robert Gibbs and hired… Bozo.
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.