OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE

At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has …

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WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME

NEW YORK –  The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention.  The U.N. has convened to discuss.

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MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.!

LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.

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ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE

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NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.

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