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UFO OVER THE KREMLIN

Frank Lake — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:37:58 +0000

MOSCOW – An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen hovering over the Kremlin last night.

An “unidentified flying object” appeared above Moscow during a political protest last night. 25,000 protestors saw the Amateur footage in the flying object in the sky, which drew even more citizens to Bolotnaya Square.

Russian authorities were quick to contact experts from the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials. Dr. Susan Begley of the U.N., spoke with Vladmir Putin directly and confirmed that the alien spaceship over the Kremlin was a peaceful ship from Planet Zeeba. Three ships from the hostile, Planet Gootan landed on Earth in late November and there have been a number of Gootan sightings, but Begley assured Russians that the Zeebans are peaceful beings and are most likely on Earth to protect humans from the Gootans.

Shocked onlookers climbed trees to get a closer look at Zeeban craft which seemed to be observing them.

Instead of making clear their opposition to Vladimir Putin’s United Russia party’s contentious victory in elections the week before, the throng were more concerned with watching the skies and the Zeeban spaceship hovering above them.

Paranormal writer Michael Cohen spoke to reporters and said: ?NASA recently admitted that there are aliens monitoring our civilization through the use of “manned” probes. I agree with the U.N.’s conclusion that this is a Zeeban ship.”

Cohen then speculated that the Zeebans are gathering information of the political systems of different countries on Earth. There were reports that there was a Zeeban ship hovering above the Occupy Wall Street protestors in Zuccotti Park last week.

Vladimir Putin did not do humans any favors when he made this announcement to reporters: ”I don’t care what the U.N. says, if I see any alien being, from Zeeba or wherever, I will cut their heads off.”

WWN will continue following this story…

RED UFO OVER MOSCOW

Frank Lake — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 14:14:50 +0000

MOSCOW - Last night there were mysterious floating red lights over Moscow.

For over two hours last night, there were a series of unidentified floating, flickering lights. At first, local citizens thought it was a fireworks display, but they soon realized that it wasn’t. There were many calls to Moscow authorities, with citizens worried about the lights.

The Russian government immediately dismissed them as “nothing,” but Moscow citizens are convinced that there were multiple UFOs over the city last night.

“We look up in the sky and there they were. I saw about five of them. They came from nowhere and then… they disappeared. There is no explanation I can think of. It must be UFO,” said Ivan Skolov.

Vladamir Putin learned of the UFOs and immediately dismissed them. “There is no such thing as UFO. And if there were they better not come to Russia. I will kick their asses. They can go to America, where people are weak. But aliens will not harm Russia. Not while I am here.”

Last month, there was a red UFO over New York. Some speculate that it may be the same UFO, but Dr. Mazlan Othman of the United Nations commission on extraterrestrials said that he believes the UFOs over Moscow are not related to the ones seen over New York.

“We have fairly strong evidence that the beginning of an alien invasion is occurring in the United States. The floating lights over Moscow last night are clearly spaceships from another planet, but we think they are aliens on a separate mission.”

Asked whether she thought there could be two separate alien invasions underway, Ms. Othman said, “it’s naive for us to assume that all aliens are working in consort. There are many different aliens from different planets and they all have different objectives. Our job on the commission is to determine which aliens are friendly and which ones are coming to harm the citizens of earth.”

Meanwhile, Moscow citizens are nervous about the unidentified red lights. “We don’t normally see UFOs, we think that is something only for people in the Southern U.S. We are concerned and upset that our government seems to be covering up,” said Katia Volmod of Moscow.

The reports of UFOs have increased 259% so far this year – over last year. Could this really be the beginning of an alien invasion?

HALO CLOUD OVER MOSCOW

Erik Van Datiken — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:14:18 +0000

MOSCOW – The appearance of a strange ring-shaped cloud has sparked UFO enthusiasts’ interest.

A large, white ring cloud appeared over Moscow last week. Luckily, someone took video of it as proof.

The size and shape led many UFO experts to wonder if it was alien-related. Large ring-shaped UFOs have been featured in Hollywood movies like “Independence Day” and “District 9″, as well as in numerous eyewitness accounts across the globe.

However, meteorologists quickly dispelled that idea, claiming it was instead a “halo cloud”.

A Moscow weather department spokesperson stated, “Several fronts have been passing through Moscow recently, there was an intrusion of the Arctic air too, the sun was shining from the west — this is how the effect was produced.”

Russians Train Mummy Air Force

wwnjustinyork — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:24:14 +0000

MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Surveillance photos recently released by the Department of Defense reveal that the Russian air command has been training the undead and the recently deceased as paratroopers.

Charles Milling of the CIA’s Clandestine Service, shown above, infiltrated the Russian Military to gather this bizarre intelligence.

“It’s crazy. They string wire through the bones to keep them intact and then I don’t know what. The damn things just come alive and they won’t die,” said an overly-worked-up Milling.

“I’m gonna kill ‘em dead, though.” Milling redeploys to the Russian capital city next month.