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RED MOON OVER NEW YORK CITY
A red moon rose over New York City. Astrologers say it means everyone in New York City is now “chosen.”
ALIEN SPACESHIP PASSES SPACE STATION
An alien spaceship based by the International Space Station last night – shooting warning lasers as it went by.
OIL FOUND ON MOON!
Huge oil reserves have been found on the moon. Gas prices will fall to $0.10 a gallon as OPEC oil becomes obsolete!
MCDONALD’S OPENS ON THE MOON
SAN BERNARDINO – The McDonald’s Corporation announced its plans to expand the franchise into unchartered territory. They’re building a Mickey D’s on the moon!
LUNAR ECLIPSE
ILLINOIS — There’s magic in the air. This year’s winter solstice will coincide with a full lunar eclipse in a union that hasn’t been seen in 456 years.
CHINESE TO BLOW UP THE MOON
BEIJING – China is plotting to blow up the moon.
200,000 YEAR OLD STATUE FOUND ON MOON
WASHINGTON, DC – A noted scientist has just produced proof that the lunar surface was once inhabited by intelligent life: a 10-inch angel sculpture embedded in a moon rock.
JUPITER AND VENUS CITIZENS MOON EARTH
NEW HAVEN, CT – Astronomers have announced that Jupiter and Venus will shine unusually brightly during a conjunction tonight.
INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT
NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.
