WASHINGTON, DC – A noted scientist has just produced proof that the lunar surface was once inhabited by intelligent life: a 10-inch angel sculpture embedded in a moon rock.

NEW HAVEN, CT – Astronomers have announced that Jupiter and Venus will shine unusually brightly during a conjunction tonight.

NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.