GAY COSMONAUTS LEFT ON THE MOON
MOSCOW – A new book reveals that Russia purposely stranded 3 gay cosmonauts on the moon in 1987.
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MCDONALD’S OPENS ON THE MOON
SAN BERNARDINO – The McDonald’s Corporation announced its plans to expand the franchise into unchartered territory. They’re building a Mickey D’s on the moon!
CHINESE TO BLOW UP THE MOON
BEIJING – China is plotting to blow up the moon.
BECK: “MLK IS MY BROTHER”
WASHINGTON, DC – Glenn Beck told his audience last night that he is related to Martin Luther King, Jr.
ED ANGER SAYS: NASA OWES ME A REFUND!
I’m madder than an astronaut who’s run out of Tang!
