COLUMBUS, OH – One Ohio zoo-owner is slicing costs in a unique way.

A team of monkeys finally written the complete works of Shakespeare!

LONDON – Psychologists have proven that monkeys are the world’s first racists.

NEW YORK, NY – Mary-Kate Olsen, tired of being a celebrity, is heading off to Oz to find the Wizard.

“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”