Justin Bieber’s monkey was murdered in Germany. Drake Bell is a suspect.
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A 29-year-old Tokyo man, Kenichi Ito, has gone bananas. He’s the fastest monkey runner in the world.
AMSTERDAM – A new study reveals that man’s closest relative is not the monkey or the ape – it’s the long-eared, cotton-tailed rabbit!
LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.
GEZHAI, CHINA – An alien monkey has taken control of a small village in China.
STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.
“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”