Tag Archive | "monkey"

BAT BOY TAKES ON HEIDI KLUM!

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LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.

ALIEN MONKEY

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GEZHAI, CHINA – An alien monkey has taken control of a small village in China.

CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL

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STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.

Monkey-Angelo Artistic Genius Uncovered

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“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”