LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.

GEZHAI, CHINA – An alien monkey has taken control of a small village in China.

STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.

“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”