CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Photos from International Space Station reveal undeniable evidence that Michael is not dead – he’s living on the moon!

On his 52nd Birthday, Michael Jackson has been sighted singing and dancing all around the world.

MEMPHIS – To mark the 33rd anniversary of his reported death, Elvis went to Graceland and he brought Michael Jackson with him.

CHICAGO – President Obama spent his birthday alone, with Michael Jackson. They recorded a Christmas album.

BRONX, NY – It was reported that Michael Jackson was to trade in his famed sequined glove for a baseball mitt. The late eccentric millionaire was to buy the Yankee franchise — so he could play center field.