A New York-based condom company launched a new line of condoms poking fun at the Republican presidential candidate.

MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.

McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.

NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.

PORTSMOUTH, NH – Mitt Romney celebrated his New Hampshire win with his sister wives and dozens of children.

DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?

SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.

NEW HAMSPHIRE – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michelle Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

EXCLUSIVE – Sarah Palin told WWN’s Frank Lake that she is running for President in 2012!

WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!