Tag Archives: mitt romney

ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE

By Frank Lake on May 14, 2012

President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.

By Frank Lake on May 2, 2012

GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.

By Frank Lake on April 25, 2012

PHOENIX – Aliens are backing Santorum, so Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!

By Frank Lake on April 13, 2012

SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Mitt Romney celebrated his inevitable Republican nomination with his sister wives and dozens of children.

By Frank Lake on April 9, 2012

Mitt Romney, will be competing in the Olympics in London this summer – on the U.S. Bodyboarding Team.

By Tap Vann on March 28, 2012

President Obama and other leaders are wearing hoodies in a statement against discrimination and profiling.

By Elsa Akesson on March 13, 2012

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Mitt Romney has added “Woman” by John Lennon to his official campaign playlist.

By Hideaki Tailor on February 8, 2012

A New York-based condom company launched a new line of condoms poking fun at the Republican presidential candidate.

By Frank Lake on January 31, 2012

MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.

By Elsa Akesson on January 25, 2012

McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.