LAS VEGAS — Physicist Stephen Hawking has signed on to be a judge at the 2011 Miss USA Pageant next month.

CAIRO – Miss USA, Rima Fakih, has packed her bags and moved to Egypt.

LAS VEGAS – Miss Mexico was crowned Miss Universe and soon after was deported by I.C.E.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Shanna Moakler has resigned as the executive director of the Miss California USA pageant. Instead, she will start her own Miss Nerd USA competition.

I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape! Poor Miss California deserved to win that beauty contest.