WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.

CLARK COUNTY, NV – The federal government has been getting creative during the economic recession, but have they gone too far this time?

SAN ANTONIO, TX – Residents of San Antonio are perplexed by a recent series of strange sightings.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -The U.S. military has found a race of Mole People, and may be planning to exploit them!

Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States