WASHINGTON -  UFO researcher testifies that aliens have sabotaged U.S missiles.

At  a Congressional hearing in Washington, Robert Hastings, a long-time UFO researcher, said that “this planet is being visited by beings from another world who for whatever reason have taken an interest in the nuclear arms race”.

He has gathered witness testimony from more than 120 military personnel showing infiltration of nuclear sites as recently as 2003. In some cases, nuclear missiles supposedly malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object hovered nearby. Some military officers say there were “stunned” for several hours and could not move while the aliens were at the sites.

Captain Robert Salas, a former US Air Force Inter-continental Ballistic Missile Launch officer, said he was on duty during one missile disruption incident at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana in 1967 when a “large glowing, pulsating red oval-shaped object” hovered over the front gate.

Salas noticed that the Minuteman missiles he was overseeing had shut down. “The indicators for all or nearly all 10 missiles showed as red-colored ’fault’ lights, which meant that the missiles were disabled and could not be launched.”

“An object came over and hovered directly over the site,” he said. “The missiles shut down – 10 Minuteman missiles. And the same thing happened at another site a week later. There’s a strong interest in our missiles by these objects, wherever they come from. I personally think they’re not from planet Earth.”

“They are not from earth,” said UFO expert Taylor Harmon of the University of Pittsburgh.  “Aliens are peaceful beings, they feared for the total destruction of Earth and wanted to step in and stop it.  I’m sure if the U.S., Russia or England deployed their missiles, they would not have worked.  Aliens would have made sure the missiles malfunctioned.”

Although officers produced fresh affidavits detailing their experiences, the incidents, many of them the 1960s, had previously been publicized by UFO enthusiasts. Some of them were first disclosed decades ago.  WWN had reported extensively about UFOs taking over our military bases.

Aliens believed that during the Cold War, Washington and Moscow were playing with fire.

Captain Salas said he was ordered to never discuss it: “The US Air Force is lying about the national security implications of unidentified aerial objects at nuclear bases and we can prove it.”

Col Charles Halt said he saw a UFO at the former military base RAF Bentwaters, near Ipswich, England 30 years ago, during which he saw beams of light fired into the base then heard on the military radio that aliens had landed inside the nuclear storage area.  He said: “I believe that the security services of both the United States and the United Kingdom have attempted – both then and now – to subvert the significance of what occurred at RAF Bentwaters by the use of well-practised methods of disinformation.”

The site was then the base of the US 81st Tactical Fighter Wing.

There are many reports that Aliens are now hovering over Israel and Iran – they want to stop the potential of a World War III.

“Without aliens protecting us, humans would be extinct,” said Harmon.

CLARK COUNTY, NV – The federal government has been getting creative during the economic recession, but have they gone too far this time?

Government insiders revealed to Weekly World News that for the past month, the infamous Area 51 military base has been transformed into the galaxy’s hottest nightclub. “Studio 51″ is a twenty-thousand square-foot dance club designed to suck the space currency right out of aliens’ wallets.

“We realized that the most efficient way to inject money into the local and national economy was to court the alien dollar,” said an unidentified general. “They can buy $1000 U.S. with just one dloran!” Dlorans are the most universally accepted form of currency in the galaxy, and aliens are throwing them left and right at this new hot spot!

The general explained, “We’ve incorporated nitrogen-based beverages, four-dimensional mirror balls and music with frequencies we can’t even scientifically explain. But we had to draw the line at lap dances. There was no way to regulate it.

“I mean, have you seen some of these females? We can’t make heads or tails of them. Literally.”