LAST SUPPER MADE WITH BELLY BUTTON LINT
MICHIGAN – A woman makes a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper with her belly button lint.
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MISS USA MOVES TO EGYPT
CAIRO – Miss USA, Rima Fakih, has packed her bags and moved to Egypt.
BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!
WINTER STORM 2009
DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.
BAD BREATH BANDIT
FERNDALE, MI – Police in a Detroit suburb are looking for a bank robber who has horrible breath!
UNEMPLOYMENT RATE RISES
With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.
BABY MAMMOTH FOUND
ANN ARBOR, MI – The nearly-perfect preserved remains of a baby mammoth are being studied at the University of Michigan.
ED ANGER RETURNS
My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!
SELF-PARKING CAR SECRET
DETROIT, MI – After announcing new “self-parking” cars, reports have emerged about the source of the revolutionary technology – goblins!
MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay. Unfortunately, the maverick senator doesn’t quite get computers and sold it all too cheaply.
