TWINKIES: THE NEW SUPERFOOD!
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
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CLOONEY ARRESTED
George Clooney was led away in handcuffs after storming the Sudanese Embassy protesting the actions of the country’s president Omar Al-Bashir.
MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT!
WASHINGTON – The White House announced today that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.
THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.
WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!
MICHELLE OBAMA IN U.S. OPEN FINAL!
NEW YORK — First lady Michelle Obama will play in the women’s final at the U.S. Open.
CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.
OBAMA TURNS 50
CHICAGO – Barack Obama turned 50 today. He joined AARP and got his discount card.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
