NORTH CAROLINA – Colleges across America are telling their students: Vote Democrat or be expelled.

HONOLULU, HI – Hawaii is in a panic as the state prepares for hundreds of Republicans to descend upon the state this Wednesday.

What’s been going on these days? On Friday I wrote about how the word “Negro” was on that census form they’re sending out, and wondered what year we were living in.

WASHINGTON, DC – GOP leader Michael Steele is in trouble for using the phrase “Honest Injun”. To make up for it, he hosted a Republican Multi-Cultural Celebration.

Mother’s Day is upon us and, like every year, it has snuck up without warning.

I’m pig biting mad about Teddy Kennedy getting knighted by the Queen! Can you believe it? Now we’ll have to call that bloated old fraud “Sir”! “Sir Slab of Lard,” maybe.

WASHINGTON, DC – At this year’s CPAC, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Steele attempted to settle their feud over leadership of the Republican Party with a mud wrestling match.