Tag Archives: michael jackson

ELVIS GOES TO GRACELAND WITH MJ

By Frank Lake on August 16, 2010

MEMPHIS – To mark the 33rd anniversary of his reported death, Elvis went to Graceland and he brought Michael Jackson with him.

By Frank Lake on August 4, 2010

CHICAGO – President Obama spent his birthday alone, with Michael Jackson. They recorded a Christmas album.

By Allie Pruitt on August 3, 2010

WEST BEND, WI – A town pays a tribute to Michael Jackson and sets a record in the process!

By Frank Lake on August 1, 2010

RHINEBECK, NY – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was crashed by celebrities, aliens, a dictator.

By Frank Lake on June 29, 2010

BREAKING – On the advice of an alien, CNN host Larry King announced that he will be leaving his nightly talk show this Fall.

By Gerry Dorsey on June 23, 2010

SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, CA – The King of Pop is expected to make a special appearance on the anniversary of his “death.”

By Allie Pruitt on June 21, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – The anniversary of the death of the King of Pop is here and his absence is still felt!

By Gerry Dorsey on February 2, 2010

LOS ANGELES, CA – The notorious doctor of Michael Jackson will likely be charged with involuntary manslaughter!

By Mygar on December 30, 2009

Greetings sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador for the edification on all things epicurean, Mygar. Today I shall be providing a Year in Review.

By Maleeka Spriggs on November 19, 2009

LONDON – A set of British parents believe they have seen Michael Jackson in their baby’s ultrasound!