CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Photos from International Space Station reveal undeniable evidence that Michael is not dead – he’s living on the moon!

Last week, crew members aboard the space station radioed Mission Control after they spotted what they described as a “strange, effeminate man-child in a sequin jacket” doing leg kicks on the surface of the moon.

“They wanted to know if they could take pictures of thing,” said NASA engineer Mark Mallowry. “We thought it was probably just some space dust, so we told them to take as many pictures as they wanted.”

But when the photos arrived at NASA headquarters in Houston, Texas, Mallowry and his colleagues were shocked at what they saw.

“I could not believe what I was looking at,” Mallowry said. “There, right in front of my eyes, was Michael Jackson! On the surface of the moon!”

The photos depict an aged Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk outside of a lunar space module. Also visible in the photograph is Michael’s chimpanzee friend, Bubbles.

“This is a mind-blowing discovery,” said Mark Housman, Director of NASA’s Lunar Imaging Department. “I had a hunch that Michael Jackson wasn’t really dead, and it makes sense that he’s living on the moon. He was just too weird for this planet.”

This startling evidence refutes claims long-held views that the King of Pop died of a drug overdose in 2009, or that he is living on a secluded island with Elvis, Tupac, and Biggie Smalls.

Some of Michael’s friends and family were overjoyed upon hearing the news.

“I knew the MJ wasn’t dead,” said Chris Tucker, an actor and lifelong friend of Michael Jackson. “It makes me so happy knowing that my best buddy is up there on the moon, just doing what he does best where no one can bother him.”

Others were convinced that the pictures were hoax, released by NASA as a promotional stunt for Jackson’s latest album, Michael, which was produced and edited by Quincy Jones.

But Jones was quick to defend himself against the accusations.

“Michael and I have been working on this album for a long time,” said Jones in a phone interview. “He would send me tracks from his house on the moon, and I would edit them here on earth.”

“And believe me,” he added. “I am not making this up. After all, this is Michael Jackson we’re talking about – he’s done much, much weirder.”

[Photos by BOY MACK]

LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumor has it that Michael Jackson’s mother is keeping his corpse frozen so she can continue visiting him!

Sources sayKatherine Jackson has had Michael’s corpse moved to the basement of the cemetery’s Freedom Mausoleum building in Glendale, without alerting the rest of the Jackson clan.

After numerous disagreements over how Michael should be interred, and adamantly against an unmarked grave for fear of grave robbers, Katherine decided to temporarily keep him in a frozen room until a final decision could be made.

A few times a week, Katherine would leave the family compound in Encino ostensibly to run errands. However, she would secretly sneak down to the freezer to look upon her son’s gold casket and mourn his loss. Her nephew, Trent Jackson, drives her to the site.

The original idea to bury him at Neverland were put on hold, as the ranch lacks a certified cemetery. Any final plans have still not been announced.

Is Katherine’s story true? Or is this another cover-up for why Michael hasn’t been buried yet? If the rumors that Michael faked his death are to be believed, it would make sense that the family has nothing to put in the ground.

ARTESIA, NM – Weekly World News exclusive: Michael Jackson has been spotted in a diner with Elvis!

At roughly 3am last night patrons at a diner outside Artesia, New Mexico, saw what was undeniably Michael Jackson dining with Elvis Presley.  The two arrived just before 3 at The Sunshine Diner on 285.

Wait staff say that Elvis arrived first, quietly taking a booth near the window.  Minutes later Michael Jackson entered the sleepy diner, strutting to the booth where Elvis was seated.  Elvis could be seen rolling his eyes even behind his massive sunglasses.

The two quietly dined for just under an hour, attracting minimal attention from the other patrons.  They ordered the pancake special (cherry) and an egg white omelet respectively.  Jackson would pull his hat down over his face whenever anyone passed by, only attracting more attention, until a clearly annoyed Elvis made him stop.

The two appeared to be very happy to see each other and spoke pleasantly for the majority of their time in the small town diner.  After a slice of sweet potato pie and a fruit cup the two began collecting their things, leaving a tip of 20%.  A faithful Weekly World News reader sent in this photo, taken as they were paying at the counter.

When they left, a brief good-bye was seen by a waitress named Estelle Roche.  After a quick hug Elvis got into a ’75 Cadillac that only started after three tries.  Once he had pulled out Michael Jackson pointed his hand into the sky, and in a flash of light he disappeared.  A shooting star crossed the early morning sky heading north-west.

The photo and eyewitness accounts only further fuel the theory that Jackson staged his own death. Weekly World News will continue to investigate.

NEW YORK, NY – Has The King of Pop imitated The King by faking his own death?

In a 1994 issue of Weekly World News, it was predicted that superstar Michael Jackson was so heartsick with the nightmare his troubled life had become, he would fake his own death – just like Elvis!

“Michael Jackson, like Elvis, is sick and tired of being larger than life and wants to get a life,” said world-renowned psychic and metaphysician Dr. Andy Reiss at the time.

“The superstar trip has trapped Michael in Neverland. Also there’s a very good chance he could end up in prison if he’s convicted of child sex abuse.

“The only way out of this mess he’s in is to fake his death, cut his hair and go underground,” says Dr. Reiss, who specializes in celebrity predictions.

Dr. Reiss believes The Gloved One will try to escape his hellish existence by “dying” in Neverland, his remote amusement park retreat.

“The cover story will be that Michael Jackson suffered a fatal heart attack while riding his Ferris wheel. Jackson’s ‘remains’ will be cremated and his ‘ashes’ will be scattered on the grounds of his estate,” he explains.

“The only way for Michael to start a fresh new life is to end the grotesque  life he has now. He learned the trick from Elvis.”

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While Jackson did not end his days at his beloved Neverland, he did indeed “die” of a heart attack this afternoon.

Did Jackson’s plans come to fruition? Is he still alive somewhere?

UPDATE: Michael was spotted hiding out with Elvis!