Tag Archives: miami
WORLD’S LONGEST PYTHON
A Miami man captured and killed the largest-ever Burmese python ever recorded.
MANTI TE’O CONFESSES TO OPRAH
Manti Te’o sat down with Oprah today and confessed to being in on the “girlfriend” hoax.
SOFIA VERGARA DEPORTED
Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.
HOBBITS INVADE MIAMI
Hobbits have been swarming into South Beach over the last few weeks and the city wants them out.
MIAMI PORN: WHERE EVERYONE’S A STAR
MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.
MAN EATS HIS WEIGHT AT MIAMI’S TOP BBQ
MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.
GIANT LEGO MAN REQUESTS ASLYUM
MIAMI – A giant LEGO man made an epic journey from Denmark to the U.S. and is now seeking political asylum.
GIANT AFRICAN SNAILS INVADE MIAMI!
MIAMI – Giant snails have invading homes in Miami, destroying houses and… killing dozens of residents!
HEAT FANS PUT VOODOO CURSE ON MAVS
MIAMI – Miami Heat fans buying up voodoo dolls by the thousands to curse the Mavs.
MAUVE STINGERS!
MIAMI, FL – Killer jellyfish are attacking beachgoers in Florida. They’ve killed 767 people already!










