Tag Archives: mexico
ANCHOVIES WASH ASHORE IN MEXICO!
ACAPULCO, Mexico – Millions of anchovies are washing ashore in Mexico!
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
WASHINGTON – U.S. to develop giant reflective cones to keep the sun up 24/7.
KILLER COCK SLAYS CALIFORNIANS
LOS ANGELES, CA – a disgruntled cock fighter goes on a killing rampage.
GIANT SQUIDS KILL FISHERMEN
LORETO, Mexico — A pack of giant squid capsized a fishing boat in the Sea of Cortés yesterday, killing seven fishermen.
MEXICAN DRUG CATAPULT
TUSCON, AZ- Mexican drug cartels must resort to primitive tactics to get drugs across the US border.
CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
SAN DIEGO – Passengers aboard a Carnival Cruise ship were not stranded at sea… they were abducted by aliens!
ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!
MEXICO SPRING BREAK WARNING
MEXICO – Colleges around the country are letting out for spring break. One popular destination for college kids might not be the safest!
MEXICO CITY GAY MARRIAGE
MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.
DAY OF THE DEAD ZOMBIE ATTACK
BAJA, MEXICO – Mexican villagers trying to break a dance record on the Day of the Dead were in for an unwelcome surprise.










