10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.

MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.

MEXICO CITY – The Mexican navy has discovered more than one ton of cocaine – in the bodies of frozen sharks!

MEXICO CITY – Cinco de Mayo celebrations will proceed in Mexico. Adjustments are being made to counter the lingering threat of swine flu.