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Tag Archive | "merrill lynch"

JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG

Posted on 23 January 2009

Tags: bank of america, bank of america chief executive, bhutan, cryptid, john thain, john thain $1.2 million redecoration, john thain $87000 rug, john thain decorator, john thain yeti rug, john thain yeti skin rug, johnthain, kenneth lewis, merrill lynch, nepal, nepalese yeti, sherpa, wcf, world cryptid federation, yeti

NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.

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WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IN TALKS TO BUY TRIBUNE

Posted on 09 December 2008

Tags: ALIENS, chicago tribune, dubai, human social interaction, merrill lynch, sam zell, samzell, sell tribune, tribune, tribune bankruptcy, tribune debt, zell

CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.

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JOHN THAIN: ALIEN!

Posted on 08 December 2008

Tags: alien, ben bernanke, federal reserve, i robot, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, robert, us treasury, wall street

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

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ALIENS SHORT ALL OF EARTH’S MARKETS

Posted on 08 October 2008

Tags: alien, ALIENS, bail out plan, bail-out, banks, economy, financial markets, john thain, merrill lynch, money, stock markets

Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!

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MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT

Posted on 08 October 2008

Tags: acquisition, armani, bank of america, bull, bull mascot, financial district, john thain, johnthain, ken lewis, merrill lynch, new york, new york city

NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.

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