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JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG

By Garrett Hawley on January 23, 2009

NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.

By Dallas Commagreens on December 9, 2008

CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.

By Erik Van Datiken on December 8, 2008

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

By Erik Van Datiken on October 8, 2008

Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!

By Michael Jastroch on October 8, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.