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NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.
CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.
UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!
Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!
NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.