iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
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MEGHAN MCCAIN IS A WITCH
WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.
MEGHAN MCCAIN SLAMS IMMIGRATION LAW
PHOENIX, AZ – There is trouble in Arizona as daddy’s little girl does not agree with the new immigration law!
MEGHAN MCCAIN TWITTER
CHARLESTON, WV – Meghan McCain has come under fire for releasing racy photos of herself on Twitter. Bat Boy has vowed revenge on her detractors.
ARLEN SPECTER SWITCHES PARTIES
WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!
BAT BOY IN BAT SWARM
CARTER COUNTY, KY – Bat Boy was spotted joining in on a bat swarm in an effort to meet girls.
Bat Boy Falls for Meghan McCain
At age 13, the mysterious Bat Boy’s hormones are apparently kicking in — he’s developed a crush on Senator John McCain’s daughter Meghan!
Ms. McCain’s security team say the half-human, half-bat mutant has made repeated attempts to see the young beauty — and whined “like a sad dog” when he was shooed away!
