CHARLESTON, WV – Meghan McCain has come under fire for releasing racy photos of herself on Twitter. Bat Boy has vowed revenge on her detractors.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!

CARTER COUNTY, KY – Bat Boy was spotted joining in on a bat swarm in an effort to meet girls.

At age 13, the mysterious Bat Boy’s hormones are apparently kicking in — he’s developed a crush on Senator John McCain’s daughter Meghan!

Ms. McCain’s security team say the half-human, half-bat mutant has made repeated attempts to see the young beauty — and whined “like a sad dog” when he was shooed away!