LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag.  I’m a tranny.  I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

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Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee.  From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing.  When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’.  Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense.  Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure.  She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it.  After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Reports are pouring in that, Lady Gaga, the New York-born singer songwriter is not quite the ultra-feminine sexy siren she claims to be. According to sources, Gaga boasts both male and female genitalia.

Reports surfaced when a YouTube video began to make the rounds, displaying several pictures of the scantily clad songstress with what appears to be parts of the male anatomy.

Sources claim that Gaga has addressed this topic in the past. Some claim she “just didn’t like going around telling everyone that she has both male and female parts. Now that everyone knows, she can really capitalize.”

Now the the secret is out, what is next for the pop star? It’s likely that Gaga will start performing as her male alter-ego, now forming two seperate identities, thus, doubling her growing appeal. People close to Gaga also claim that she has begun a relationship with Megan Fox, who just last year came out at the Golden Globes, revealing that she is, in fact, a man.

BATON ROUGE, LA – Photographs were leaked yesterday from the set of the upcoming film “Jonah Hex.”  The images confirm rumors that Megan Fox had four ribs removed for the role.

Megan Fox, born Mitchell Reed Fox, is no stranger to altering her appearance to promote her career.  Last January, Weekly World News broke the story that one of Hollywood’s sexiest ladies is actually a man. Even with news of being anatomically male, Megan’s career has shown no signs of slowing down.

Rumors that Fox had two or more of her ribs removed have been circulating the web for months.  These photographs confirm that Fox has had surgery to remove her floating ribs (rib pairs XI and XII).  Presumably it was for her role in the film “Jonah Hex”, but surely it will become advantageous with other roles as well.

“Jonah Hex” is a DC comics character, a hideously scarred anti-hero in the old West.  The film stars Josh Brolin as the title character, and Will Arnett as a yet unnamed comic sidekick.  It is scheduled to release in 2010.

“So far it’s great,” Megan Fox said of the surgery.  “It makes wearing a corset a lot of fun.  But it also really helps doing yoga and pilates.”

When asked if she was planning any other appearance altering surgeries, Fox said, “Not right now!  I’m still getting used to breathing like this!  Maybe someday I’ll have my Adam’s apple reduced, but for now I don’t want to overdo it.”

Megan Fox is the first man to ever be voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World. She is scheduled to appear on the cover of Maxim covered only by comic books later this summer.