Tag Archive | "meg whitman"

ELECTION 2010: POT LOSES, McRIB WINS

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ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana. Big winner: the McRib!

MEG WHITMAN IS BAT BOY

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SACRAMENTO – Meg Whitman didn’t vote today. She spent the time turning herself into Bat Boy!!

CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA?

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SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.

MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.!

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LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.

UPDATE: STEVE JOBS STEPPING DOWN

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UPDATE: Steve Jobs has just announced he will be taking a leave of absence – in order to complete his gender re-assignment!

APPLE FOUNDER TO LOSE ADAM’S APPLE

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss.