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ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana. Big winner: the McRib!
SACRAMENTO – Meg Whitman didn’t vote today. She spent the time turning herself into Bat Boy!!
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.
UPDATE: Steve Jobs has just announced he will be taking a leave of absence – in order to complete his gender re-assignment!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss.