RATS FEED ON NYC SUBWAY RIDERS
NEW YORK – There’s a massive Rat Attack in NYC. Subway riders are being attacked on every train!
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NYC SANITATION DESTROYS CARS
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS – During the blizzard, Mayor Bloomberg ordered the NYC Sanitation Department to destroy cars.
STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS
NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.
EMPEROR BLOOMBERG
NEW YORK, NY – Mayor Mike Bloomberg has crowned himself Emperor of New York. The two term mayor has decided to sidestep legal term limits requiring him to step down next year by crowning himself sovereign ruler.
