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BLIZZARD TO BURY THE EARTH IN SNOW!
Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!
WORLD’S SMALLEST WOMAN RUNS FOR CONGRESS
18-year-old Jyoti Amge, who at 2 feet 6 inches is the world’s shortest woman, has moved to the U.S. and is running for Congress.
WHALES SWARM CAPE COD
CAPE COD – A record number of endangered right whales are crowding the chilly waters off Cape Cod, Mass.
SALEM WITCH ARRESTED
SALEM, MA – A Salem woman has been indicted by federal agents after posting a poisonous apple pie recipe online!
900-POUND GATOR CAUGHT
SOUTH CAROLINA – A 900 pound gator was caught this week by a Massachusetts woman fishing in South Carolina.
SCOTT BROWN INAUGURATION
WASHINGTON, DC – Scott Brown will be sworn in today, ahead of schedule. CSPAN is expecting the sexiest Senate inauguration ever!
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA’S NOT SPOCK!
I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo.
