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UFO SHOOTS DOWN BIRDS OVER MARYLAND
Hundreds of birds fell from the sky and landed onto I-95 Wednesday, bringing rush hour traffic in Maryland to a crawl.
CHUPACABRA CAPTURED
MARYLAND – Workers at a hospital captured a live chupacabra!
FRANCIS SEELOS MIRACLE
ANNAPOLIS, MD – A woman riddled with terminal cancer prayed to a local saint, and was suddenly cured! How did this happen?
EDGAR MITCHELL BELIEVES IN ALIEN LIFE
GAITHERSBURG, MD – Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell stated at a UFO conference that extraterrestrial life exists and the government is actively covering it up.
PHANTOM ALERT
BALTIMORE, MD – A new GPS software program is being offered, which alerts any car driver to the presence of nearby Phantoms of the Opera.
SWEARING AT GOD IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
BALTIMORE, MD – A recently completed study has shown that profanity leveled at deities can extend your lifespan.
BAT BOY SCARES MALL SANTA
BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.
