ANNAPOLIS, MD – A woman riddled with terminal cancer prayed to a local saint, and was suddenly cured! How did this happen?

GAITHERSBURG, MD – Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell stated at a UFO conference that extraterrestrial life exists and the government is actively covering it up.

BALTIMORE, MD – A new GPS software program is being offered, which alerts any car driver to the presence of nearby Phantoms of the Opera.

BALTIMORE, MD – A recently completed study has shown that profanity leveled at deities can extend your lifespan.

BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.