I’m madder than Ted Kennedy in an XS coffin!

I’m happier than a Labrador Retriever at a wading pool!

BOSTON, MA – With Senator Ted Kennedy’s passing, will we ever know the truth of the accident that killed Mary Jo Kopechne?

Senator Ted Kennedy passed away last night. Weekly World News has uncovered details about his upcoming funeral.

HYANNIS, MA – Ted Kennedy was notably absent today as family and friends gathered to pay their last respects to Eunice Kennedy Shriver. Or was he?

WASHINGTON D.C. – The ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne is at it again! And she’s really leaving her mark!