HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!

Planetary archeologists found railway tracks, a railway station and a railway carriage in photos of Mars.

HOUSTON – NASA confirmed today that aliens are invading earth – and they are attacking us because of global warming!

RED PLANET – Good news for the unemployed.! There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!

BERKELEY, CA – A super-intelligent race of intergalactic tennis aficionados is lobbing an easy one at planet Earth to determine who gets first serve.

NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.

“No one would’ve believed that beneath a Middle Eastern desert extraterrestrials were conducting a vast, worldwide surveillance operation,” Israeli Army Major Joseph Dov revealed to Weekly World News. “That is, until we found them!”