BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.

MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.

BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas flew away from Martha’s Vineyard today to attend Burning Man.

WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.

MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – The Obama family began their week-long vacation this weekend.