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FACEBOOK IS COLLAPSING!
Millions of Facebook users are dropping the service each month!
WOMAN GETS TATTOOS OF FACEBOOK FRIENDS
Netherlands had pictures of all of her 152 Facebook friends tattooed onto her arm.
MARK ZUCKERBERG: ANIMAL KILLER
PALO ALTO – Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, loves to kill animals and eat them.
FRIENDSTER TO SHUT DOWN MAY 31ST
NEW YORK – Friendster, the once dominant social network announced it’s shutting down on May 31st.
U.S. BAILS OUT FACEBOOK!
With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
GOLDMAN SACHS BANS U.S. INVESTORS FROM FACEBOOK
NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.
PERSON OF THE YEAR
NEW YORK – Weekly World News announces Man and Woman of the Year: Dr. Dylan Evans and Dr. Rossana Kennedy.
FACEBOOK “DISLIKE” SCAM
PALO ALTO, CA – There isn’t much to “like” about a new Facebook feature!
