I’m madder than a rabid llama about what’s been going on in Argentina!

COLUMBIA, SC – Weekly World News reporters have tracked down Governor Sanford’s Sasquatch lover for an exclusive interview.

COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.

COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford had the courage to call out the Obama Administration on what everyone else was afraid to say – the Zimbabwification of America!