RIO DE JANEIRO – President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama headed to Rio to celebrate Carnevale!

I’m as fired up as a wooden Indian outside a burning drugstore about last night’s big speech.

NEW ORLEANS, LA – After an altercation with police Monday night, the half-man half-alligator mutant Manigator has been banned from Tuesday’s Mardi Gras celebrations.

SENECA FALLS, W.VA – America’s favorite mutant was spotted in line this weekend to see the movie Milk.