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WANTED: MANIGATOR
WWN is on a mission to find our most wanted creatures. Please help us. Have you seen Manigator?
NYC: THREE REPTILES CAPTURED – MANIGATOR CLOSE BY
NEW YORK, NY – Manigator is touring the Big Apple and he’s brought some friends with him!
MANDA!
GANSU, CHINA – A half-man, half-panda creature was found today in China!
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICA BIEL BREAK UP
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are rumored to have broken up. Biel has since been seen on the arm of the Everglades’ most eligible bachelor: Manigator.
MANIGATOR AT TOWN HALL
Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!
FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
JON AND KATE SPEND 10TH ANNIVERSARY APART
SARASOTA, FL – Jon and Kate Gosselin spent their 10th wedding anniversary apart last week. While Kate played with the children at their Pennsylvania home, Jon was at a bar in Florida, with Manigator.
DONTDATEHIMGIRL.COM
THE EVERGLADES – Elusive cryptid Manigator has found himself in trouble yet again. The half-man half-alligator mutant is listed on DontDateHimGirl.com
BRISTOL PALIN, LEVI JOHNSTON SPLIT
FORT MYERS, FL – Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of Governor Sarah Palin, have broken up. Now Bristol has recently been seen canoodling with notorious ex-con Manigator.
