Tag Archive | "manigator"
Posted on 01 October 2009
Tags: justin and jessica break up, justin timberlake, justin timberlake and jessica biel, justin timberlake and rihanna, manigator, ok magazine
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are rumored to have broken up. Biel has since been seen on the arm of the Everglades’ most eligible bachelor: Manigator.
Posted on 12 August 2009
Tags: barack obama, death panels, health care, health care death panels, john mccain, manigator, mutant, MUTANTS, Obama Death Panels, Obama Town Hall, obamacare, town hall
Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!
Posted on 09 July 2009
Tags: Bat Boy, batboy, brian kilmead, brian kilmeade americans marry ethnics, brian kilmeade americans marry other species, fox and friends, fox news, fox news headquarters, glenn beck, manigator, Mutant Anti-Defamation League, new york, new york city, pure society, racially pure society, Videos
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
Posted on 16 June 2009
Tags: jon and kate anniversary, Jon And Kate Gosselin, jon and kate spend 10th year anniversary apart, jon and kate spend anniversary apart, jon gosselin, jon kate gossip, kate gosselin plastic surgery, kate gosselin water, manigator, tlc jon kate
SARASOTA, FL – Jon and Kate Gosselin spent their 10th wedding anniversary apart last week. While Kate played with the children at their Pennsylvania home, Jon was at a bar in Florida, with Manigator.
Posted on 24 April 2009
Tags: afflecknews, ben affleck, cryptidate, dont date him girl, dontdatehimgirl.com, everglades, gitoffmylawn, jennifer garner, manigator, mutantmatch, peskycritters, validatemyvictimhood
THE EVERGLADES – Elusive cryptid Manigator has found himself in trouble yet again. The half-man half-alligator mutant is listed on DontDateHimGirl.com
Posted on 12 March 2009
Tags: Bristol And Levi, Bristol Levi, Bristol Levi Breakup, Bristol Levi Split, bristol palin, Bristol Palin Break Up, Bristol Palin Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin Split, bristol palin's new boyfriend, governor sarah palin, levi bristol tattoo, Levi Johnston, levi tattoo, manigator, sarah palin, tgi fridays
FORT MYERS, FL – Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of Governor Sarah Palin, have broken up. Now Bristol has recently been seen canoodling with notorious ex-con Manigator.
Posted on 24 February 2009
Tags: aclu, bead necklaces, cryptid, faschnacht day, fasnacht day, fastnachts, fat tuesday, fat tuesday 2009, fausnaught day, florida everglades, let the good times roll, louisiana, manigator, mardi gras, mardi gras 2009, mardi gras 2009 photos, mardi gras 2009 pictures, mardi gras arrests, mardi gras necklaces, mardi gras new orleans, mardi gras photos, mardi gras pictures, mardi gras web cam, mutant, new orleans, paczki, paczki day, punchki, punchki day, united cryptid defense fund, wet t-shirt, wet t-shirt contest
NEW ORLEANS, LA – After an altercation with police Monday night, the half-man half-alligator mutant Manigator has been banned from Tuesday’s Mardi Gras celebrations.
Posted on 10 February 2009
Tags: british columbia, chris jericho, chris jericho fight, chris jericho fight video, hulkamania, manigator, victoria, wwe
VICTORIA, BC – Pro wrestler Chris Jericho was assaulted after a match this weekend. It now seems Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, started the fight.
Posted on 27 January 2009
Tags: alligator in manhole, alligator in sewers, alligator manhole, alligators, cape coral, florida, live young gators, manigator, moonshine, sewer alligators
CAPE CORAL, FL – An alligator was found trapped in a manhole, and mischievous mutant Manigator claims he had nothing to do with it.
Posted on 02 January 2009
Tags: burlington, cheap beer, cryptid, maine, manigator, matt dillon, matt dillon arrested, matt dillon mugshot, matt dillon mugshot photo, matt dillon mugshot picture, matt dillon mugshots, matt dillon speeding, mattdillon, vermont
BURLINGTON, VT – Over the holidays, Matt Dillon was arrested for driving 106mph in rural Vermont. His reason for doing so: “Manigator made me do it.”